{"product_id":"tis-thee-not-me-a-modern-medieval-guide-to-bad-dates-and-worse-decisions-clarice-tudor","title":"'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions - Clarice Tudor","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eAn acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs wise as they are witty, the comics in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e tackle:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible \"(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge\" and \"The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you like Clarice Tudor, make sure to also check out their other items we're stocking, including a lanyard and a journal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53880443371857,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1038\/7544\/5073\/files\/1_fe4b4a1d-3ad1-4809-b354-5d3aa3bcf267.webp?v=1779876040","url":"https:\/\/www.stimtown.co.uk\/products\/tis-thee-not-me-a-modern-medieval-guide-to-bad-dates-and-worse-decisions-clarice-tudor","provider":"Stim Town","version":"1.0","type":"link"}